December 2010
11 posts
He Returns
I’m bringing back Breakfast Guy. Master of all easy breakfast foods. Microwaved bacon, over-medium eggs, toast, orange juice (not from concentrate).
Maybe next I move onto Bisquick pancakes and Aunt Jemima….WITH BUTTER.
WatchHOLYYYYY SHITTTT. I was hoping that passenger would hop out and go order a coffee.
“Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked...”
– A Christmas Story
Is this too big for a newborn? →
WatchHOLLLL-EEEE SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. That dude just made peanut butter.
Expanding Horizons
I had brussel sprouts for the first time last night. Other than being forced to eat them as punishment on You Can’t Do That On Television, I knew nothing about the little buggers. Here’s what I learned.
They are tasty.
I felt like a giant, eating whole heads of cabbage in one bite.