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My name is Erik. This is a blog about me. Usually things I dislike or altercations I've had while sitting in traffic.Following
All That Remains is just great. One weird thing I noticed when I saw this video, the drummer uses that old school left hand drumstick position like Max Weinberg of the Max Weinberg Seven, never seen that for a metal drummer before. Also there’s a chick in the band now?
Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Cosmo Kramer: That must’ve been some kind of doll.
Frank Costanza: She was.
I went to the dentist yesterday for a cleaning.
They found another cavity, and were able to drill it out right away (with no novacaine).
But more importantly here is a conversation I had with the hygienist.
Her: Hmmm. Have you ever considered using an electric toothbrush?
Me: Actually, I use one now. I thought it was working…
Her: Yeah, apparently not…Let me show you how to brush.
The woman then literally brushed my teeth for me, explaining the techniques of how to brush your teeth.
1) I’m 31 years old and was getting a lesson on how to brush my teeth
2) Worse, the lesson was very helpful
3) I suck so bad
Ok TBDM brings it strong. Bowling? Metal? Overweight band members? It’s me if I were in a metal band!
Oh no. She just clapped for a carrot top segment on Regis & Kelly. Our daughter has questionable taste!
Bonnie and Erik star in a CVS commercial. I’ve heard that the camera adds 10 pounds, but this is just too much.
Ryan doing his best Michael J Fox impression.
More evidence.
I just got excited about a neck tie sale.
UPDATE:
Since for some unknown reason, Tumblr will not allow you to reply to a comment on your posts…
Yes Michael it was the 3 for $20 sale at Men’s Wearhouse! Although in my case it was 3 for $23 since I need to buy extra long ties to fit my freakishly long torso.
